hindi ako ‘di ako bakla
sa boses pa lang di mo ba halata
pag ‘di ka tumigil ng pagsasalita
sasampalin kita

‘di ko sadyang tumatalsik ang fingers ko
bakla na ba por que’t makembot ang puwet ko
‘di ko inahit natural ang kilay ko
insecue ka sa flawless na beauty ko

Babae ako!

This was first aired over six months ago, but last night was the first time I’ve seen the video and heard the song. Michael V. is a genius! The beat is catchy and the video is just too darned funny. The best part? The song applies to quite a lot of guys I know. XD

You are the gay!!

Patti: What’s going to happen?
What does the future hold?
So many things that I put off
Assuming I’d have time, assuming I’d grow old
What’s going to happen?
And will I be alive tomorrow?
What’s going to happen…to me?

Dr. Cox: You’re going to be okay
All: That’s what’s going to happen
Everything’s okay
We’re right here beside you
We won’t let you slip away
Plan for tomorrow
‘Cause we swear to you
You’re going to be okay

Saan ang tungo mo mahal ko’ng kaibigan
Saan sasadyain hanap mo’ng katahimikan
Basta’t tayo’y magkasama laging sasabayan kita
Pinagsamaha’y nasa puso kaibigan kabarkada

Iharap natin ang layag sa umaawit na hangin
Kapit-bisig tayong ang gabi ay hahawiin

Ating liliparin, may harang mang sibat
Ating tatawirin, daluyong ng dagat
Basta’t kasama mo ako, iisang bangka tayo
Anuman ang mithiin ay makakamtan natin

Sa sobrang lalim ng lyrics, hindi ko siya maintindihan. Pero naka-loop siya, at siya lang ang pinakikingan ko ngayon. Haha.

Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl

Boys may come and boys may go
And thats all right you see
Experience has made me rich
And now theyre after me, cause everybody’s

Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl

Hello muddah, hello faddah
Here I am at Camp Granada
Camp is very entertaining
And they say we’ll have some fun if it stops raining.

I went hiking with Joe Spivy
He developed poison ivy
You remember Leonard Skinner
He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.

All the counselors hate the waiters
And the lake has alligators
And the head coach wants no sissies
So he reads to us from something called Ulysses.

How I don’t want this should scare ya
But my bunkmate has malaria
You remember Jeffrey Hardy
They’re about to organize a searching party.

Take me home, oh muddah, faddah
Take me home, I hate Granada
Don’t leave me out in the forest where
I might get eaten by a bear.
Take me home I promise I will not make noise
Or mess the house with other boys.
Oh please don’t make me stay
I’ve been here one whole day.

Dearest faddah, darling muddah,
How’s my precious little bruddah
Let me come home, if you miss me
I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me.

Wait a minute, it’s stopped hailing.
Guys are swimming, guys are sailing
Playing baseball, gee that’s better
Muddah, faddah kindly disregard this letter.