I know I made a promise to myself never to pass off quotes and lyrics as posts, but I just can’t help it.
I don’t believe in love, I believe in fucking: it’s honest, sufficient- you get in and out with maximum amount of pleasure and minimum amount of bullshit. Love is something straight people tell themselves they’re in so they can get laid and end up hurting each other because it was based on lies to begin with.
Yup, I’m indulging in QAF goodness once more.
hindi ako ‘di ako bakla
sa boses pa lang di mo ba halata
pag ‘di ka tumigil ng pagsasalita
sasampalin kita‘di ko sadyang tumatalsik ang fingers ko
bakla na ba por que’t makembot ang puwet ko
‘di ko inahit natural ang kilay ko
insecue ka sa flawless na beauty ko
Babae ako!
This was first aired over six months ago, but last night was the first time I’ve seen the video and heard the song. Michael V. is a genius! The beat is catchy and the video is just too darned funny. The best part? The song applies to quite a lot of guys I know. XD
Yet another reason to love the Philippines 
Puede bang makausap ang asawa ko na asawa mo, na asawa ng bayan?!
At syempre, may tatalo ba sa saging? XD
Thanks to Chuvachienes for the link, and to Dense Modesto for making this awesome Saging mix XD
Patti: What’s going to happen?
What does the future hold?
So many things that I put off
Assuming I’d have time, assuming I’d grow old
What’s going to happen?
And will I be alive tomorrow?
What’s going to happen…to me?Dr. Cox: You’re going to be okay
All: That’s what’s going to happen
Everything’s okay
We’re right here beside you
We won’t let you slip away
Plan for tomorrow
‘Cause we swear to you
You’re going to be okay
You want to take the easy way out with this surgery because you’re scared and you’re scared because if you try and you fail, there’s only you to blame.
Let me break this down to you Bob-o style: life is scary. Get used to it. There are no magical fixes. It’s all up to you.
Nothing in this world that’s worth having comes easy.
I worshiped the teevee for the first time since I got back and it seems that the countless soaps aren’t the only ones making teevee worship even more terrible than it was before.
Campaign ads.
Urgh. I sometimes enjoy watching commercials, since I hardly watch teevee, but damnit, all that bullshit is just too much.